I'm a Winner - I Really am! - last updated April 2, 2006

rev russ I'm a Winner. I really am.
February 2002 -- Discovery Channel Custom Chopper Sweepstakes. First Prize! Unfortunately First Prize is a T-shirt. Grand Prize was a $80,000 Jesse James custom chopper.

I guess it's like at the movie theater were the small is a large, the large is an extra large, and the extra large is a giant.

There was one Grand Prize and 100 First Prizes. I wonder if I was selection number 2 or number 101.

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